Author: Mij Kelly
Illustrator: Mary McQuillan
Publisher: Hodder Children's Books
One fateful day Suzy Sue sneezes all over her animal friends. They decide it’s time to help her learn some manners. So they explain that society has rules (three of them) and proceed to point out how anti social some habits are. Unfortunately they use specific examples: the dog pongs; the pig eats disgustingly; the cats fight. The dog, pig and cats are very upset with these accusations and reply by saying it is unkind to say such things. It ends happily with all the animals becoming friends – and then they find out that Suzy Sue was born in a zoo!